Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Oh, And . . .
. . . The new license came in the mail today. The photo's indeed horrible, even worse than those things usually are (even worse than the unlovely, misshapen scarf -- and no, I'm not going to post the pic!).
They made me take my glasses off -- this must be new, since I was wearing them in my last license photo -- so I'm peering nearsightedly into the camera, wearing the blank, shocked look of someone who's just been summoned to pick up her father's ashes.
That is, if the person summoned to pick up her father's ashes were a deranged criminal having a mugshot taken after, um, felony nearsighted squinting.